Today's Meeting: 10:00 AM - The Mystery of the Missing Donut
Chairman Bureaucrat's Notes:
1. The Case of the Vanishing Pastry: An investigation into the theft of the donut from 3rd floor break room.
2. The Enigma of the Uncooperative Coffee Machine: A discussion of possible solutions to the coffee machine's erratic behavior.
3. The Enigma of the Overly-Honest Employee: Dealing with the repercussions of John in Accounting's newfound honesty.
Reports from 4th Floor: The microwave has been acting strangely, with reports of it suddenly turning off and on repeatedly.
Actions:
1. Investigate the incident and gather evidence.
2. Consult with the Microwave Union Representatives (MUR)
3. Consider calling in the Microwave Whisperer.